Today, we get a sneak peek into the life of Jodi, author of jodiyork.com, in an all new interview, exclusively for the readers of Fruit Inspection.
Q: Hi Jodi! It’s been a long time since your last blog post. What have you been up to?
A: Hi readers! I’m sorry I haven’t kept up to date on my posting like I promised. I received a bit of bad news recently.
Q: Oh really? Can you tell us about it?
A: Well, it’s kind of a long story, but the bottom line is, we’re moving again.
Q: What??? You just restored your home after a devastating fire. Didn’t you just move back over Christmas?
A: Yes. That’s right.
Q: I don’t mean to pry, but that’s a little odd.
A: Imagine how I feel telling people about it.
Q: Did you have any idea this was a possibility?
A: If I did, do you think I would have purchased an entire house full of new furniture, only to have to move it all again?
Q: Hey! Who’s asking the questions?
A: I’m sorry. Go on…
Q: So you are house hunting then. I’m curious. Your husband hasn’t had steady income since the economy went bust 2 years ago, how are you planning to get a loan for a new home?
A: I’m relying solely on my good looks. I figure we’ll be renting.
Q: It’s nice to see you haven’t lost your sense of humor. Is that how you’re coping?
A: Well, that, and I repress a lot of my feelings. I am also considering taking up drinking.
Q: How soon do you have to move?
A: (fingers in her ears) Lalalalalalalalala….I can’t hear you…Lalalalalalalalala…
Q: Maybe we should change subjects. Are you still homeschooling?
A: Yes. I cram 4 hours a day in around looking for a place to live, helping my husband start up a new company, preparing our taxes, and just the regular little ole household chores. I’m pretty sure my kids will be Rhodes Scholars with the education they’re getting.
Q: You sound so confident.
A: Alcohol does that to me.
Q: Well, unfortunately we are out of time. Jodi, do you have anything else you’d like to say to your last, few, faithful readers?
A: Pray y’all. Just pray. If I don’t get some sense of order in my life soon, I will have to change the title of this blog to “Fruit Loop”, and I’m not sure if they’ll let me post from the looney bin.
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