Fruit Inspection

The Interview

Today, we get a sneak peek into the life of Jodi, author of jodiyork.com, in an all new interview, exclusively for the readers of Fruit Inspection.

Q: Hi Jodi! It’s been a long time since your last blog post. What have you been up to?

A: Hi readers! I’m sorry I haven’t kept up to date on my posting like I promised. I received a bit of bad news recently.

Q: Oh really? Can you tell us about it?

A: Well, it’s kind of a long story, but the bottom line is, we’re moving again.

Q: What??? You just restored your home after a devastating fire. Didn’t you just move back over Christmas?

A: Yes. That’s right.

Q: I don’t mean to pry, but that’s a little odd.

A: Imagine how I feel telling people about it.

Q: Did you have any idea this was a possibility?

A: If I did, do you think I would have purchased an entire house full of new furniture, only to have to move it all again?

Q: Hey! Who’s asking the questions?

A: I’m sorry. Go on…

Q: So you are house hunting then. I’m curious. Your husband hasn’t had steady income since the economy went bust 2 years ago, how are you planning to get a loan for a new home?

A: I’m relying solely on my good looks. I figure we’ll be renting.

Q: It’s nice to see you haven’t lost your sense of humor. Is that how you’re coping?

A: Well, that, and I repress a lot of my feelings. I am also considering taking up drinking.

Q: How soon do you have to move?

A: (fingers in her ears) Lalalalalalalalala….I can’t hear you…Lalalalalalalalala…

Q: Maybe we should change subjects. Are you still homeschooling?

A: Yes. I cram 4 hours a day in around looking for a place to live, helping my husband start up a new company, preparing our taxes, and just the regular little ole household chores. I’m pretty sure my kids will be Rhodes Scholars with the education they’re getting.

Q: You sound so confident.

A: Alcohol does that to me.

Q: Well, unfortunately we are out of time. Jodi, do you have anything else you’d like to say to your last, few, faithful readers?

A: Pray y’all. Just pray. If I don’t get some sense of order in my life soon, I will have to change the title of this blog to “Fruit Loop”, and I’m not sure if they’ll let me post from the looney bin.

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