I know…it’s amazing. Last week I was just complaining because I was only loosing ounces! And then, bingo, I weighed yesterday and had lost 6 pounds!
How in the world???, you may wonder. Well, it was lots easier than I thought. Just catch yourself a well known germ that causes Rotavirus and Bam, in less than 12 hours, you too can loose 6 pounds or more.
Yes, of course I am only kidding. Not about being sick and loosing 6 pounds, mind you. That is true. And trust me when I say, “You Do Not Want What I Had Yesterday!” I am still not completely over it today, but at least I am no longer running to the bathroom every 10-15 mintues. I am mainly living off of Jello and Chicken Soup, but about 30 minutes ago I decided to try and get some protein in me (I am soooo weak!). So I made an omlet with ham and cheese. As I sit here my stomach is cursing me by way of making funny gurgling sounds. Sorry, Belly, I just couldn’t eat another Saltine cracker!
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