Recent conversation:
Me (to the boy wearing no diaper and no pants and making me nervous for the past 25 minutes): Hey Emery, do you need do go potty?
Emery (annoyed and with complete disgust that I have asked him this questions at least 50 times in the past 25 minutes): NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Well, that was kind of rude. I was only asking. Let’s try again. Do you need to go potty?
Emery: NOOOOO!!!!
Me (calmly): Say, “No ma’am” or “No thank you”. Now, do you need to go potty?
Emery: NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Me: No what?
Emery: NOOOOO!!!! No Ma’am.
Me: Well that was better. But let’s try one more time without yelling. Do you need to go potty?
Emery: No. No Ma’am.
Then he walked his little naked behind into the bathroom, sat down, and peed. I can only shake my head and wonder if I will survive this season of my life once again.
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