Well I just know that all 2 of my readers in Bloggetyville have been on pins and needles waiting to hear all about my relaxing weekend away with my husband. So I will hold out on you no longer…
Elijay…beautiful. The cabins…comfy. Shopping in Blue Ridge…nice. Weather…awesome! Friends…wonderful. The message…truthful. My husband…comedian.
Yep that’s right. Jeremy, the lover of the center of attention and practical joker that he is, did not answer one personal question truthful the entire time we were there. Except when he gave his testimony. That was true.
But when asked about how we met…”on the internet”. (Not hardly, I worked for his dad and I’m not sure Jeremy knew how to use a computer when I first met him!) When asked about our first kiss…”after 15 or 16 dates”. (Oh puh-lease! We had moved in together by date 4 and by the 15th date…if you can call it that since we were shacking up…we were engaged!)
Then on Saturday morning he went up to the group leader and told him he didn’t think this “marriage retreat” was working for him. The guy was like, “Why?” Jeremy replied, “Well, I haven’t been able to get away from my wife the entire time I’ve been here! She’s not retreating at all!”
Hardy, Har-Har!!!
Don’t go gettin’ all jealous cuz he’s not yours now, ya hear? He’s mine…ALL MINE!!! :)
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